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  1. Oct
    8th

    Phil

    Posted: 12:49am


    I gant billivit the new site is mint

  2. Oct
    8th

    Karleen

    Posted: 8:32am


    Kia ora,
    Saw the Crack Me Off show in RotoVegas 08 and OMG i luffed my rse off hard out .. in fact i’m surprised i wasn’t told to shut up … you’s are just hilarious aight. Can’t w8 for the DVD and will definitely come see every show you do in town.
    Cheers Boiz ;o)

  3. Oct
    8th

    Tua

    Posted: 10:14am


    you guys r off da hook..2nd to none…keep up the good work and see you at da IKEA center…God Bless

  4. Oct
    8th

    Christina Faumui

    Posted: 4:36pm


    LOVE THE NEW SITE!!!! See you in Seattle!

  5. Oct
    9th

    ETA LAUFASA

    Posted: 2:36pm


    THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS’! YOU GUYS ARE #1

  6. Oct
    12th

    Breann Lele'a

    Posted: 3:29am


    talofa i was wonderin
    if u guys might come
    here down to killeen texas
    to start a tour because im a big fan also alot of samoans down here would love to see yall in person & watch the show too… faamolemole & love ya

  7. Oct
    16th

    ADELINE FAAFITI

    Posted: 11:21am


    cant wait to see u guys this saturday(10-18-08)!!!

  8. Oct
    19th

    Karen M

    Posted: 1:26pm


    Kia Orana

    OMG you fellas rock,
    You crack me off too…. Yeah

  9. Oct
    19th

    Jacque

    Posted: 4:08pm


    YOU GUYS WERE THE BOMB LAST NIGHT AT THE BLAISDELL!!!! IT WAS SO WORTH THE MONEY!!! MAHALO FOR THE OUTGRAPHES TOO!!! HAVE A SAFE TRIP THE REST OF THE WAY! MAHALO AGAIN!!

  10. Oct
    20th

    Victoria

    Posted: 12:36am


    hey Tofiga, can you crack me on? lmao

  11. Oct
    21st

    Shirley & Niko Etuale

    Posted: 4:49am


    Hello!

    Just wanted to come by and tell you guys how much fun me and my husband had at the show in S.F, CALIFORNIA. He is originally from NZ & we got marriede out here in America & have settled here eversince. You guys have no idea how much you guys touched my husband’s heart! You guys took him back to NZ and some! He was teary eyed during the ‘rugby coach’ scene…..it reminded him of his days growing up playing rugby. THank you from the bottom of my heart for taking my hunny back to NZ for those few hours! He is definately one of your biggest fans!

    We wish you all the best & hope to see you guys soon! Can’t wait to buy the dvds! Will they be out before XMAS? They’d be GREAT Xmas gifts for families and friends of ours!

    THank you again and GOD BLESS YOU!!!

    Love,

    The Etuale’s

  12. Oct
    21st

    Mona Sagapolutele

    Posted: 6:20am


    Talofa!

    Malo & fa’afetai tele for a great evening of laughter in San Francisco. I would highly recommend going out to see Ete and Tofiga if they are in your area. It’s one of the most worthwhile investments you could make for yourself and family. It will yield buckets of laughter from beginning to end. The DVD will definitely make great Christmas presents. Give the gift of laughter, it truly is the best medicine.

    Can you tell we really enjoyed the show?

    Alofa atu,
    Mona

  13. Oct
    21st

    Marlene Semo

    Posted: 8:01am


    I just wanna let you know that I missed your show when you came to Washington last year and you performed in Bellevue. I was so bummed, but not TODAY!!! I’m coming to your show TONIGHT!! I work til 6 but I’m zooming to make the showing. I’ll be laughing so loud…you gonna have to tell me “shut up puh-lease!!” I am looking forward to your show tonight. My fam in Hawaii said da show was da best yet!

    Much Alofas to you Bruddahs!
    Marlene

  14. Oct
    21st

    Tongan taahine

    Posted: 8:25am


    Malo ‘e lelei All -

    Wow thank U so much for the great laughs on Saturday night in Frisco. WOW! U guys were the bomb! I really loved it and throughly enjoyed the show and it was so nice to hear Ete’s British New Zealand accent. Man you guys had me on the floor Saturday night and I especially loved the school principal skits (that had me pouring my guts out in tears and laughter. Thank you for the laughs and the wonderful gathering w/ all of the Polynesians. The 3 ladies that opened the show were super funny and it was a great night.

    Much love God bless you all.

    Ofa atu,
    Tongan taahine

  15. Oct
    21st

    Al & Sarah Togiai

    Posted: 9:13am


    You guys were awesome on Saturday night in San Francisco. I just wish we had a chance to take a picture with you both and get your autographs. Well, hopefully next time when you are back in the Bay Area!

    Keep up the good work! God Bless & Take care.

    Al & Sarah Togiai

  16. Oct
    21st

    Casts, Morts & Macs

    Posted: 11:20am


    Talofa Ete and Tofiga,

    Many thanks for the fabulous show this past Saturday evening in beautiful San Fran. What a treat it was to finally see your Act in person! The skit of Tala’ Uncle calling from Samoa had us in stitches, too true, “send the sheep and not the finemats”! The entire show was fan-bloody-tastic, leaving our jaws numbed from all the laughter. Fa’afetais for the autographed DVD’s and would love to see you again in the City by the Bay next year.

    Tofiga, your natural gift to articulate instantaneously, and be in full character is outstanding!

    Continue Success,
    ~~Castillos, Mortensons & Macdonalds~~

  17. Oct
    22nd

    Marlene Semo

    Posted: 8:56am


    Man, da show was “off da hook” last night. I can’t stop talking about da show. I had a blast. My sides and tummy were aching. My throat was getting so sore from all da laughing. I had to go to the bathroom soooo badly but I did NOT wanna MISS OUT on ANY PART of it. It was well worth da wait. I can’t wait when you guys come back to the Northwest again! Dis time, I’ll tell EVERYBODY to come to da show. I really enjoyed your show. Although, Tofiga was clownin on Seattle but we still love your funny ass…paragus!!

    Much Love,
    Marlene
    Seattle, Wa

  18. Oct
    22nd

    Allyson Eli

    Posted: 4:59pm


    Oh, last night’s show was off the hook. I had “hips” of fun. Hope to see you guys soon.
    Much Alofas,
    Allyson
    Federal Way, WA

  19. Oct
    23rd

    Sepi Ngauamo

    Posted: 2:55am


    Hey,
    if you both ever perform again in london do let us know!!! i missed out on the first time you both were here in london:-(….
    (you both were in tonga this year (during the coronation), for your show and also a gathering at the prime minister’s house, for his family?? Im the footwear student from london)…sepi remember??? lol
    anyways hope to see you all again!!!
    keep in touch
    TC and many blessings to you and your family,
    kind regards,
    Sepi

  20. Oct
    23rd

    Faauuga Tulifua Siva

    Posted: 8:07am


    Talofa lava Ete ma Tofiga. You guys are “O for Owesome”. i got that one from david tua!!lol!!! Please comre back to Seattle, I just missed it, you know how it goes. I had to matamata le tamaiti ma fulu le fale. Thats “Hard Work” ei!!! so hit me up with new info on when you guys are coming out!!!! To fa

  21. Oct
    23rd

    Christina Faumui "Tina"

    Posted: 3:36pm


    Once again, THANK YOU for a wonderful evening!! My phone is ringing off the hook asking when are we bringing you two back?! =D
    GREAT SHOW!!! Hope all is well in Santa Ana!

    Much alofa’s,
    MPF Productions

  22. Oct
    24th

    Sailimanuia & Tulei Tafu (Hayward ,California)

    Posted: 6:32am


    Talofa lava, Malo lava le faafiafia.Ma’imau la pe ana toe fai.Faaolaola pea le taleni but don’t forget to come to SAN FRANCISCO.GOD BLESS U ALL

  23. Oct
    24th

    Faauliuli

    Posted: 2:24pm


    Man yu guys make me giggo. me n my czn was laughing the whole time when yu guys came to washington. YU guys are super funny! I bring yer dvd’s to drama class now & we watch it in class! =]

  24. Oct
    25th

    Faauuga "Pammy" Tulifua Siva

    Posted: 7:48am


    Much Alofa’s to my favorite comedians. Come back to Seattle real soon! We miss you here in the sates!!
    ~To Fa soi fua Ete and Tofiga!!~
    Always and forever in the SOUFF-END
    Bitch-klick 206 4 lyfe!

  25. Oct
    31st

    Cullen Paikea

    Posted: 9:31am


    well the only way to explain this is well i’ve never laughed so much in my life.
    you are the best comedians i have ever seen hope use come bake to new zealand and perform un in Whanagrei
    Until then THANKYOU

  26. Nov
    4th

    Manu

    Posted: 3:29pm


    Just wondering if you guys plan on comming up to Papua New Guinea to do a show. You guys are big here as well. Would be great if you can make it.

  27. Nov
    5th

    Teine

    Posted: 5:08pm


    Hello…i just started watching laughing samoans just an hour ago,and i really enjoyed it..you guys rock…Have you ever do a show in Oregon?

  28. Nov
    6th

    Teine Samoa from the Bay Area

    Posted: 7:38am


    Your show in SF was awesome. I was so excited and extremely happy to see the overwhelming number of people who showed up to support you guys. I’ve attended all the shows you guys have had in the bay area and by far this one exceeded expectations.

    One suggestion for the dvd, it would be cool to see clips from the various locations since there are times when your jokes are localized. Just a suggestion for future dvd’s.

    Overall, I look forward to the release of the Crack me off dvd as well as future shows.

    Thank you for bringing laughter in to our polynesian households. It’s truly “classic”.

  29. Nov
    10th

    schvaria

    Posted: 8:24pm


    hey u guys u guys r so funny i have all of ur guys dvd’s i used to live in auckland i used to go to te papa school cya

  30. Nov
    11th

    Rhann*

    Posted: 2:54am


    Malo lava Usos. New Show I hear!? Don’t forget to come back to Queensland. Brisbane is awaiting Yous. “OFF WORK” is still FRESH in memory like it was yesterday… “The best laughs in yonks.” :~) “Ia manuia lava le lua taumafaiga”… “Viia pea le Atua”… “Alofa’s ma le Faa’aloalo ia te ou lua, tama alii”… “Soifua”

  31. Nov
    11th

    Chips

    Posted: 11:32am


    Da Polykings of Comedy..Brilliant…Awesome…fantastic…stomach aches due to laughter ..loved the “Crack me off” show here at da bay area…a deserving standing ovation performance..humble and down to earth guys..God bless u guys with many more..

  32. Nov
    11th

    ashlie uerata

    Posted: 1:59pm


    hay guys love the shows funy az
    when are u guys coming to melbourne???

  33. Nov
    12th

    marlene winterburn

    Posted: 10:23pm


    Hi Guys
    Crack Me Off show did exactly that excellent entertainment, just want to know if the DVD of this show is going to be available in Sydney and if so where.
    Keep cool till after school. Take care and keep the people hooked into laughing. Cheers

  34. Nov
    13th

    Cicy (Cee-Cee)

    Posted: 12:44pm


    Yur show in S.F. Herbst Theatre was so funny. Me, my husband and my homegirl had a great time. Especially, when I was one of them who opened up the show and that’s a moment in time I’ll never forget, as well as others too. It was fun and priceless.

  35. Nov
    16th

    Nina Vailu'u

    Posted: 12:22pm


    Hey guys
    First up, you are awesome! Love watching your dvds!

    Are you planning on coming down to chch again anytime soon?

  36. Nov
    16th

    Danielle Patai

    Posted: 2:34pm


    Hey guys !
    Your guys shows CRACK ME OFF ! LOL ! Shot Tofiga and Ete ! =]

  37. Nov
    18th

    Shelly Puohotaua

    Posted: 1:06am


    Kiaora,

    Was introduced to your DVD’s tonight. Awesome! It’s been finished for a few hours and we’re still laughing! When are you coming back to Brisbane??

    ;o)

  38. Nov
    19th

    Anita Arama

    Posted: 1:07pm


    Just the mention of the name ‘Laughing Samoans’ makes me laugh. You guys Crack me off hehehehe

  39. Nov
    24th

    Ie

    Posted: 1:26am


    Whats up guys! I’m a samoan serving in the U.S. Army, currently in Iraq. Thanks a million for the laughs, it helps the time pass. All the guys in my company get together and watch your videos over and over again. Looking forward to purchasing your next one, once it’s available. Thanks again for the laughs. God bless!

  40. Nov
    24th

    Ah-Keni Asiata

    Posted: 1:11pm


    1st of all “GO THE KIWI’S”…LOL, I am 13 and love all your shows, I’ve been fortunate enough to see you live twice and now can’t wait for ‘PRETTYFUL WOMEN’ to his Frankston, Melbourne…… I was born in Wellington, but raised in Australia since I was 1yrs old, I always show off proudly that I’m from the same place as you……WINDY WELLY….YOU GUYS ROCK….

  41. Nov
    24th

    malo

    Posted: 8:16pm


    going to see your performance in wgtn on 29th.. cant wait…..

  42. Nov
    27th

    Sharon

    Posted: 12:39am


    Hey guys! Just love all the dvds that have come out over the years. My fav one would be A Small Samoan Wedding. Just wanna say gotta love that Aunty Tala aye. Anyways looking forward to seeing more of her in Prettyful Woman on Friday cant wait.

  43. Nov
    27th

    Barry

    Posted: 12:24pm


    Kia ora bruddas from another mothers lol ive been a great fan of yous i got excited when yous came to taupo just to find out i had to work that nite which bum me out lol anyway my partner ask me to ask yous when are yous bringing prettyfull woman out on dvd im sure that dvd would be full of laughs just like the other dvds could yous let me no AROHANUI FROM NGATI TUWHARETOA

  44. Nov
    29th

    FUALEMILO TAELE

    Posted: 6:34pm


    Talofa!!! looking forward to seeing your guys next dvd.

  45. Dec
    1st

    blockhouse.boy

    Posted: 4:50pm


    Malo and Congratz on another great show.Aotea Centre was packed with great laughs thats why next time I’m gonna come I’m gonna sit at front because the laughter echoed from the back like a boomerang.hehe.PRETTYFUL WOMAN was what me and my family needed after such a hard year.

    Malo le taumafai

    Alofas

    blockhouse boy

  46. Dec
    2nd

    j

    Posted: 12:23pm


    you falas are crack up as man

  47. Dec
    3rd

    afa

    Posted: 11:09am


    malo guys, u guys rock man!!!me n cuz watchd u guys at m.f.c and we laughd all nite.keep it up dats wot we need in our lifes is a goog laugh..fa uso’s

  48. Dec
    3rd

    Lana

    Posted: 12:27pm


    Hey Guys

    Have been to all your shows in Brisbane, ABSOLUTELY AWESOME, we’re all now eagerly awaiting “Prettyful Woman”…when are ya’ll coming to Brisbane?

    Much Love….you guys ROCK!!

  49. Dec
    4th

    Amy

    Posted: 7:57am


    Hey Guys

    Love you guys heaps So wen are you guys comming back to melbourne i missed ur last show here please come back :)

  50. Dec
    4th

    Leta Lavatai

    Posted: 9:01am


    OMG,
    You guys are too funny..
    Keep up the good work Ijust love love love you guys..Please dont ever stop talking about the one dorky Uncle….Much love to ya

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