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  1. Jul
    15th

    chriistiina

    Posted: 6:02am


    Luv u guys! You’re truly AWESOME!!!! Come back to Los Angeles, California…can’t wait to see CHOCKABLOCK 2010 DVD or show(:

  2. Jul
    16th

    Legalo Teofilo

    Posted: 5:15pm


    Talofa, its a pleasure to watch the video but nothing better than the live show.
    Do you guys have a plan for our fine state of Texas. There are lots of us in the military here in Texas and we love to see you guys here. Faafetai tele..Go Army

  3. Jul
    19th

    Grace Brown- Nafatali

    Posted: 5:15pm


    Mann u guys r mad as…!!! Love ur videos!! u guys r such crack ups!!
    Alofa Atu xxx

  4. Jul
    22nd

    ARIZONA

    Posted: 7:36pm


    Looking forward of seeing you guys in Arizona. Make sure you bring your passport in case you get pulled ova by da Popo. just tell em is yo unko’s car!…. LOL

  5. Jul
    24th

    Lologo

    Posted: 7:46am


    Cant wait to see Chonka-Block in San Bernardino ;) …. “Shame!” lol…. hope all is well with you all… God Bless!

  6. Jul
    24th

    Shirley & Niko Etuale

    Posted: 10:37am


    Hey felllllas!!!!
    Is there No Show this year in San Francisco!???? Pls tell me it’s not true! =]

  7. Jul
    25th

    Kuegi

    Posted: 12:20am


    malo soifua,
    would love to see the golden parrot story at greatest bits show…
    sudayyen!…& the animal activist…schuks!
    Malo lava oulua.

  8. Jul
    25th

    hanbah

    Posted: 2:11pm


    malo, please come to oamaru south island nz, we would love to have you !!!

  9. Jul
    26th

    rovine

    Posted: 11:47am


    hi com to otara

  10. Jul
    26th

    rovine

    Posted: 11:46am


    hi u guys crack me off the roof all the time.hahahaha.hehehe

  11. Jul
    28th

    kyra ngatai

    Posted: 5:35pm


    kia ora.man you guys are funny you carck me off.love prettyful woman

  12. Jul
    29th

    Charlotte Vito

    Posted: 5:56pm


    hay choka blocks im charlotte and im a big fan…iherd my mum met uz aht da airport…lol she was so excited lol shez gt pics on her kelefogi…in melbourne…lol u knw her malepe 1 lol jkes persnaljkes persnal jkes lol nah serious serious lol xx

  13. Jul
    31st

    Robert Tamati

    Posted: 3:46pm


    You funny chokka’s. The aiga have just returned from seeing Choka Block at Kaitaia College.
    Much kudos and alofa for a very funny show. Keep planting the “balm tree seed”.
    Yeah, my brother Leua is right, I can see how you, (Tofiga,lol), can attract ire of the Fai’fe’au on Sunday’s at the “fale saa”.Lol. (Maybe a subject for the next) show???
    Alofa

  14. Aug
    1st

    Jayden Silulu

    Posted: 1:51am


    Talofa. The First Time I Heard About You Guys I Thought To Myself ‘ Fepulea’i ? ‘ It Was Familiar. Thats When I Realised tht I Was In The Same Class As A Fepulea’i (first name ‘ Tarah ‘ . we Were Best Friends lol but now im in perth and shes still in samoa …lol we’re still contacting on facebook lol… laughing samoans are the best movies ive seen in my whole life

  15. Aug
    1st

    urbanmaori

    Posted: 11:56pm


    kia ora, when will we see you fellas in queensland,lots of followers up these ways..you guy’s are the best…mean

  16. Aug
    3rd

    Tongan Sidah

    Posted: 4:28pm


    eyy man
    i cant wait to see your nxt show in riverside Choka Blok
    Neways nice show yous are doin
    reppin the fobs
    xx

  17. Aug
    3rd

    Pat

    Posted: 7:38pm


    The family has been talking about you. I hope to see you guys in Colorado Springs, CO.
    I miss the island humor. Thanks for the laughs :D

  18. Aug
    4th

    Cameron

    Posted: 10:28am


    hey, wel ii wuld jst lyke tew say yu guyz r soooo funny ii hpe u wiil 2 da Cook Is. 2 tour agen!!

    Ka Kite, Cameron

  19. Aug
    5th

    G

    Posted: 2:58pm


    Luv the show! Appreciate Pacific humour and culture even more when its on stage. Hope Fiji’s somewhere on your tour list! * :)

  20. Aug
    6th

    Megan

    Posted: 5:34pm


    Looking forward to your Phoenix show tomorrow. Thanks for stopping in. I hope you have air conditioning!

  21. Aug
    7th

    Via

    Posted: 6:52am


    Loved the show in San Bernardino last night! Thanks for coming local guys!

  22. Aug
    8th

    Vaikolomanu

    Posted: 7:21am


    Hello;) Can’t Wait For Your Show In Utah:) !!!! Love You GUys So funnY

  23. Aug
    8th

    Martin Tu'u

    Posted: 6:09pm


    hey guys my bro wants you to do the white horse skit again. he loves that one he pretty much knows the skit word for word. i hope you get more suggestions for the new show its gona be Choka block, ive been reading most of the comments but most of them r when u coming here to our place, haha unfortunatly you cant go every where,anyways i go back 2 revising all the dvds and see what other ones you can bring back, P.town rocks.

  24. Aug
    9th

    Mac jay lemalama

    Posted: 2:04pm


    hi tofiga & Eteuati i rily like watchin your dvd’s u guy’s r so funny me and my falily can’t stop laughing & watchn u guy HAHAHAHA :-D :-D :-D ! umm ill b lookn fwd 4 u guy’s l8t’s dvd that’s cumn out so soon! But i like tha way that Tofiga act’s as Sam an he’s do that interview 4 animal an you’s were tolkn about tha goldn parets an u told tha storry about it an then u said ring me a taxe an tell him 2 bring me a heree i said bring me a heree an wen u wrer sayn buwoowoo HAHAHAHA that part crack’s me off LOLz :-D :-D :-D

  25. Aug
    10th

    Maika & Niki Tatafu

    Posted: 6:08am


    Ete & Tofiga…thank you for a fantastic show here in Arizona….had da best laughs in a while. Thank you again for visiting Niki’s Kitchen-Indian Fry Bread in Mesa, Arizona.
    You are more than welcome to come back anytime.
    maika & niki tatafu
    nikisfrybread.com

  26. Aug
    13th

    toa o samoa

    Posted: 2:36am


    I love watchin laughin samoans,but I’ve never seen you guys live…I’m. In the military nd stationed on the east coast @ ft bragg,nc… y can’t you guys come on this side of the country, there are plenty of samoans that would love to see you guys live….

  27. Aug
    15th

    Miss Keepa

    Posted: 4:46pm


    MAN!!!! you guys are the BOMB !! watched yours lastnite in gisborne only if whakatane had a big hall yous will have a sell out show when i was goin to high school every time we had speeches the boys always used your guys stuff haha YOUS ROCK!!!

  28. Aug
    16th

    Pasifiknesian Foundation- Brisbane

    Posted: 4:57am


    Talofa Ete and Tofiga,

    We are the Pasifiknesian Foundation team based here in Brisbane. We would like to invite you both to participate as MC’s(Uncle Sam or Aunty Tala) for our launch off celebration in 2011. We are expecting a huge crowd of Polynesians, Maori & Aboriginal people for this exciting event. Please visit our humble website http://www.gethighonlife2.com for your consideration and God willing, your support towards Pasifiknesian Foundation’s much needed great cause. We thank you both for bringing pure laughter back into our theatre rooms :o ) We look forward to hearing from you soon, thank you and God bless.

    Kind regards
    From the Pasifiknesian Foundation Team

  29. Aug
    17th

    Visit Big D

    Posted: 4:58pm


    When will you be in Utah again? Will you come to Dallas?

  30. Aug
    18th

    Wilma

    Posted: 2:19am


    Would like to know when are you coming to Brisbane or Gold Coast, Australia

  31. Aug
    18th

    Tuaine

    Posted: 9:49pm


    Hi there…

    Love watching your dvds, its way more funnier watching them after having afew lol… Anyways, I would like to know when are you guys having a show in South Auckland?…. Travelling over the Shore is abit of a problem for some of us… Well please keep me posted as to when you will be in the South Aux area, and for sure there will be a huge crowd of us coming to have a good laugh SOBER!!!! lol… By the way, keep up the hillarious shows… Much love and take care xx

  32. Aug
    19th

    Belen

    Posted: 11:55am


    Where in PNG can we purchase your DVD’S?

  33. Aug
    21st

    Maggie

    Posted: 4:23pm


    Will you be selling DVDs while on tour?

  34. Aug
    24th

    Carson

    Posted: 6:01pm


    Talofa lava Ete and Tofiga! When do you guys plan on performing in California again? Soon I hope :]

  35. Aug
    25th

    Lorita

    Posted: 11:29am


    So excited and luking forward to ur show in our very own backyard!!! see u Saturday aunty Tala!!!! u guys rock my world!! ofa atu

  36. Aug
    25th

    mel

    Posted: 11:44am


    u guys r awesome…..

  37. Aug
    26th

    Ruby

    Posted: 12:46pm


    Thanks guys u rock!!

    Love the shows and love watching your dvds.

  38. Aug
    26th

    William Hobson

    Posted: 3:33pm


    ii was watchiin the “off work” dvd lastnyt, ccrraacckkeedd mmee uupp!!! lmao so funny you guys are awesome, iif yuu guys eva dihd a show in Hamilton in NZ ii would hardout go, you guy’s are crack uhp!!!!

  39. Aug
    27th

    jenna

    Posted: 1:48am


    hey i just heard about these guys from my aunty and she told me to youtube these guys as we live in australia, when i seen one clip i had to see them all im just wondering if you guys will ever come back to brisbane australia to do a show so i can see you guys live??? i really have to see yous! you guys are the best!

  40. Aug
    28th

    mary olive

    Posted: 3:00am


    hey guys talofa lava,i just want to know when you guys coming back to alaska baby..god bless you guys keep up the good work,we all love you guys so much all the way from alaska baby….byeee….

  41. Aug
    30th

    lolini

    Posted: 12:08am


    Hi guys,
    Saw the show for the very first time last night, totally loved it! can’t wait till you come back to Auckland again for another show as next time im taking the whole family! its especially great because my own father has exactly that same samoan sense of humour. Cheers for a great show! never laughed so much in along time :)

  42. Sep
    1st

    Francis Patu

    Posted: 7:54pm


    Choka-Block was off the hook at Bruce Mason centre on sat… “just couldnt keep in” esp when u guys tried to do the cardealer scene… what a beauty LOL…
    keep up the good work

  43. Sep
    4th

    Tyrel Henry

    Posted: 9:46pm


    Wow….. your shows were so hot(in the funny way), man i watched if more than five times….. even i forgets the numbers…..well i havent seen this one yet choka-block, but i will if i can find any in this place….. WELL You guys rock….PEACE OUT,,,,MICRONESIAN BOY OUT ;) ;);)

  44. Sep
    5th

    Adrian

    Posted: 12:28am


    Fantastic show and such humble guys, thanks for taking the time to allow photos after the show you Rock!

  45. Sep
    5th

    Kaa

    Posted: 7:30pm


    CHOKA-BLOCK… CRACK ME OFF LOL. It was off the hock guys, even with the lil hick up.. MEAN!!! Can’t wait for the next one =)

  46. Sep
    6th

    Tewaaka

    Posted: 12:24pm


    Choka-block was prettyful in Tauranga guys. Funny, hilarious,crack me off scenes! you guys bring a lot of joy too people’s hearts…Can’t wait for next year!

  47. Sep
    7th

    RObert

    Posted: 2:32pm


    I haven’t seen the new “Choka block “

  48. Sep
    9th

    Foalima Banse

    Posted: 6:26pm


    Malo usoz.you know what would be a good new show to do-A big samoan christmas!Maybe similar to a small samoan wedding?If possible,just a suggestion!Looking forward to seeing you at Aotea in November!
    Take care and keep up the crak me offs!!!

  49. Sep
    9th

    Mary L.

    Posted: 7:19pm


    Please come back for another tour to the US…especially California! You guyz haven’t been to Sacramento! We’d love to have you :D

    Keep up the good work & thanx :)

  50. Sep
    10th

    SiiAnA=)

    Posted: 6:21pm


    Hey, i know many people who would love to see you guys here in Tacoma WA. I know me and my family will be excited!! Hope you guys come!! You guys are aweosome=)

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