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  1. Feb
    1st

    tatui

    Posted: 12:39pm


    you guys should put on a concert here in niue..

  2. Feb
    1st

    sean castle

    Posted: 2:16pm


    Fah, can’t wait till you’s hit Whangarei again, you
    re last show here was da bomb. And my wife had her photo taken with you’s she would love to have yous sign it at your next show. Kia Kaha, Keep safe on your journeys. arohanui, NGAPUHI HARD.

  3. Feb
    2nd

    Walker Whanau

    Posted: 4:58am


    To you both what great talent you both have. The world needs more of laughing Samoans.

    All your show’s are all outstanding & great perfomance.

    Be seeing your next show in Melbourne June 09.

  4. Feb
    2nd

    sita

    Posted: 8:50am


    The Laughing Samonas I can not wait to see you in feburay 2009. Sita

  5. Feb
    2nd

    Tau

    Posted: 10:18am


    Can you guys put up more photos of your tours, especially the ones you’ve made in Hawaii.

  6. Feb
    2nd

    sharna

    Posted: 2:37pm


    Hey guys just want to say you guys are bloody awesome im always in tears when watching the dvdz i have seen all episodes, my family have been to all the shows here in Sydney, and they tell me yous are even funnier in real life, but i cant see how much more funnier yous can get but any way i love yas both heaps best entertainment ever seen if i could i would hire yous for ma auntys 50th birthday… coz uz crack mee off lol…

  7. Feb
    4th

    Molly

    Posted: 6:44pm


    Hi tofiga & ete! Just writing to say hi. Man you guys are so funny. Love all your shows just cant get enough! Keep them rolling!lol PLEASE come back to Brisbane i missed the crack me off show & i really wana see you perform live!

    Anyway take care and stay funny!

    Lotsa love
    Ofa atu!

    Molly X

  8. Feb
    7th

    Harrilyn Aiwohi

    Posted: 6:11am


    Talofa/aloha…my nephew introduced me to your exercise video back in 2006. I have since visited your youtube videos and have been sitting here for the last two hours cracking me up! Amazing talents, I applaud you. Will you ever come to Dallas? We have many Polynesians who would pack your show! Take care and keep up the fantastic work. Tala, I love you! Aloha, Texasgramz

  9. Feb
    7th

    junior lisala

    Posted: 10:36am


    wat up uso…u guy r a awsome actors and i hope u guys will keep it up.And i just want 2 said * U GUY CRACK ME OFF * U GUY ROCK….keep it up and GOD BLESS….LOL……

  10. Feb
    10th

    Pat

    Posted: 7:22pm


    i note that you are not performing in Wellington – any reason????

  11. Feb
    11th

    mz. alaelua

    Posted: 3:20am


    Talofa!

    Fah man… what to say, what to say! I’ve never been prouder to be samoan! It is so good to be an audience member of a stand up comedy that not only takes the miki out of the samoan life [which is so true in so many ways] but also shows off our natural talents and our cunning ways! I am truly blessed by your honesty and your homour. You are a pair that no one will EVER forget.

    Ia faamanuia atu le Atua ia te oulua me le lua taleni!

    Manuia lava le afiafi!

  12. Feb
    11th

    lily sumich

    Posted: 3:38pm


    you guys rock and when is the next show in new zealand

    U ROCK

  13. Feb
    12th

    nrmene@hotmail.com

    Posted: 3:15am


    You guys are great! Very talented and boy can you make me laugh. I’m from the Torres Strait, Australia and we so love your shows. I’ve seen you guys in Cairns and it was really funny I had to go outside just to get some air cos I was just laughing non-stop! When are you coming back to Cairns. You two should definitely travel to Thursday Island cos everyone up top knows the Laughing Samoans, it would be awsome. God Bless and keep on crackin us off – great work:)

  14. Feb
    13th

    Isireli Muaror

    Posted: 9:43am


    You guys are great dudes. I watched the latest one Crack Me Off and laughed out my guts and yes went to bed smiling. U guys are da BOMB :) . Im from Fiji m happy to hear some jokes from Fiji.

    Tofa Soi Fua

    Isi

  15. Feb
    13th

    Joe Naitini

    Posted: 8:01pm


    Bula guys!

    What is the magic number? You’re absolutely wrong! The magic number is 7.5 lol

    Crack me off is the best!!!!

    Hope you guys will tour Fiji soon!

  16. Feb
    14th

    junior

    Posted: 3:23am


    you guys are amazing and hilarious! i love you guys so much!

  17. Feb
    14th

    Arthur Edwards

    Posted: 3:03pm


    Bula Sole’s!!!

    Awesome shows!!!

    Hope 2 see u guys in Fiji soon!!

  18. Feb
    15th

    Wesley

    Posted: 4:52pm


    Boyz Awsome show hope to see u in OTARA new zealand

    Okyap

    C U USOz

  19. Feb
    16th

    Nicky Fraser

    Posted: 4:10pm


    sole u guyz r so funny jus lik say Hey from Hawaii my have u guyz eva performed in samoa…It would be cool if u guyz did though anyways everyone from da hawaiian islands say hi

  20. Feb
    19th

    Tui maiava

    Posted: 9:26am


    sole AI reeli mees u kuyz sole ua mai mama ma papa tell them I alofa them veeeeeeeeeeeeery much eh. Fai fa’alelei siou kei, eh ma aua eke soga ai nei te’i ua e sick. hahahahah.. eh. pees out. all the way from Atlanta georgia.

  21. Feb
    19th

    Busy Mum

    Posted: 8:57pm


    Talofa Ete & Tofiga, just wanted to thank you guys for the laughs, My family and I look forward to the next show. Much love to you both.

  22. Feb
    20th

    amelia

    Posted: 8:26pm


    please come to cairns qld australia. or even brizzy

  23. Feb
    21st

    Tomasi

    Posted: 11:31am


    sup uso i think that yous are very funi you KRACK ME OFF lol. Tofiga shud be on bro town. Anywae is there any free tickets? just asking. Well all the best for the shows 1alofa

  24. Feb
    21st

    tommy@nightowlskaraoke.com

    Posted: 8:04pm


    Malo Uso’z thank you again for gracing us with your show here in Brisbane , as you know we enjoy having you here in the Sunshine state and to be featured on the dvd for the 2nd year in a row is an honor. Looking forward to the next show, take care. :o )

  25. Feb
    22nd

    Sasha

    Posted: 4:36pm


    You guys are awesome!!

  26. Feb
    22nd

    rebecca

    Posted: 4:45pm


    Kia Ora!!. U guyz r so hilarious!! i was wondering if u were ever going to come to sydney to perform.. i would love to see u guyz!!

  27. Feb
    23rd

    Gina

    Posted: 6:25pm


    well hey…

    Have yhuu guys been 2 Samoa…Well ihf yhuu havent dehn du da nxt part there..bahaha…eniwaes…

    IM so funny i qrak meeh ub bahaha…well lav yhur guys show hard owt buht eniwaes…Fa laia..

  28. Feb
    24th

    Mrs O Tatupu

    Posted: 4:28pm


    Heh Guys,

    Went to your last show in Wanganui and our whole family is looking forward to your show on the 7th March!!!

    Best of Luck and its great to see you guys doing so well!!!

  29. Feb
    26th

    Jeff Reidy

    Posted: 9:08am


    Why are you not coming to Wellington? I was can’t believe it!

  30. Feb
    26th

    hamospice

    Posted: 2:10pm


    aunty Tala why dont you tell whoevers responsible for booking your venues to find venues that can seat the whole of south auckland, apia, tonga and whoever and then some? Everytime yous are in auckland i seem to miss out on tickets wassup wif dat? now i have to wait until august kafiolae, and dont tell me to drive to Palmerston north or wanganui, cos i got no rego. Ia soifua and have a good show in the weekend. Might get that rego now seeings I cant get the 10 tickets. se malo lava.

  31. Feb
    26th

    Hine

    Posted: 3:44pm


    Kia ora! U guyz rock……..Took the whanau to your December show at Aotea Centre, best Chrissy present eva, had an awesome nite, and was still buzzing the whole weekend. Keep up the good work, best medicine money can buy is laughter :-)

  32. Feb
    26th

    AMAH

    Posted: 5:26pm


    HEY HOW COME I DONT SEE SYDNEY ON THE TOUR GUIDE FOR PRETTYFUL WOMAN?

  33. Feb
    26th

    Stasia

    Posted: 9:36pm


    We love you guys we are just sad that you grace our south auckland shores in august…bigger fish to fry i guess. But can’t wait…you guys are worth waiting for…love you both and really happy about your success. Fully deserved.

  34. Feb
    27th

    Angel

    Posted: 10:16am


    Love you guys buttt you have another even bigger fan my nephew he lovesss you guys & can quote every line from your dvds word for word lol and slips bits and pieces of your shows dialog into conversation every day hehe. It’s his birthday soon and i missed out on your guys tickets for your show! IF THERES ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU GUYS ie Shave my head, Knock some one off jst ask as i am willing to do anything to get them yeah even sober drive lols. He is staying with me for the weekend and fear i may now have to sleep with one eye open :) FallenAngel

  35. Feb
    27th

    Kalo

    Posted: 3:00pm


    Have yous thought about performing in the North Shore ? Samoans here feel left out ! :( lols !

  36. Feb
    27th

    dejimrk

    Posted: 10:49pm


    Hey guys, we all love your show and my 5yr old daughter lurrrves you Tofiga lol .. she thinks your absolutley hillarious lolz .. where do we buy tickets from and how much?
    .. Sagone whaaaat .. hehe

  37. Feb
    28th

    Francis

    Posted: 11:25pm


    YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE SEND ME THE NEXT NAME FOR YOUR NEXT SHOW

  38. Mar
    1st

    nan

    Posted: 5:42pm


    I love your show and want to buy your dvd “crack me off”and I’m in west Auckland where can i get the dvds?

  39. Mar
    2nd

    Kaitu'u Anise

    Posted: 6:20pm


    Hey Guys,hullo from Rotuma, we love your show. My whole Fano’s are crazy over the DVD “Crack me Off” you guys crack us off. My family & I would like to thanks you for highlighting & dedicationg the DVD to Tae Kami. It was inspirational & it reaaly touched our heart. Well, Good Luck wit your show. Our Prayers are with you. God Bless…

    Faeksia…

  40. Mar
    2nd

    jenny fetuunai

    Posted: 6:20pm


    hi im a big fan of u guys!!! u rock .. just wondering when the new (prettyfull woman) dvd is out and when are u guys back in brisabne?????

    malo lava!!!
    jenny

  41. Mar
    5th

    Nance

    Posted: 7:33am


    Just saw your video clips on you tube. They were sent to me by my sister in Hawaii who is married to a Samoan. I loved it all. Any chance you are coming to Oregon, USA where I live. Would love to see your show.

  42. Mar
    5th

    ladyLEAN

    Posted: 10:51pm


    hay you guys are like awesome HARD aye. tops on all the previous shows you’s been doing, all the best in the upcomming events. lots of alofa’s and stay blessed !!
    come back to SYDNEY !! =D

  43. Mar
    6th

    Mari Beauchamp

    Posted: 8:14pm


    hey guys,

    WoW!cant wait till you come back to Taupo, May 8th, Yayah!!!! Absolutely love you guys aye,been to your show for the last 3years so pleased you come to Taupo last year, {saved me some gas ow haha}didnt have to go to Rotorua. LOVE LOVE LOVE u guys….Rock On!!

    Beauchamp Whanau

  44. Mar
    7th

    Lo-Rain

    Posted: 4:47am


    Yo show ish veddy funny…u 2 much…meh luv u long time n’ see u soon in O.C. CaliCal usou.

  45. Mar
    8th

    Jo-Jo

    Posted: 12:00am


    Kia Ora, I just been to ur show Prettyfull Woman in Wanganui and couldn’t stop laffing. You guys are awesome and I’ll be looking forward to another show. Full of laffs.

  46. Mar
    8th

    Jayda

    Posted: 3:18pm


    Talofa, my name is Jayda Tialino i am somoan too one question: am i related to you guys? i don’t watch cho show live but i do watch the dvd. i am only ten. my favorite scene is the one with the police who pulls ur uncle over. keep in touch wit me. fa’ LOVE, JAYDA TIALINO. P.S. U ROCK!!!!

  47. Mar
    9th

    Mia

    Posted: 5:40pm


    Kia ora,
    You both definitly crack me off. Love the comedy. Hope to see lots more of Brian and Jonathan. My friends and family been watching you both for years. Hope to see you live for the first time in New Plymouth. B Safe and Arohanui. Mia.

  48. Mar
    10th

    Ange

    Posted: 5:48pm


    Went to the show on Friday in Palmie and I feel so sorry for the people sitting next to me,that I didn’t know. It was o for oarsum. Fan freakin tastic show. Loved it. Wanna see it again in Welly. Any chance of that?

  49. Mar
    14th

    hamospice

    Posted: 4:36pm


    omigozzzzzz 8th of August at Telstra? Aunty Tala did you ever think about maybe showing at MT Smart where the venue is HUGGGGGGE fink bout it.
    but anyhooo “getta berrrrrrrm”

  50. Mar
    16th

    chila

    Posted: 11:33pm


    G’dae matties..

    Tofiga – my madda’ says to say HI & she loves your dance moves- & also wishes to squeeze ur cheeks (no, not the bottom cheeks lol)..& Ete she wants to know if you’re single & ready to mingle!!LOL Guys – just wanted to express how thankful I am to have shared this journey with you guys – u bring joy & laughter to peoples lives – You’ve both been blessed with a talent which is indeed without a doubt to be shared with the world! Show em’ how we polynesians ‘bring down the house!’ – much love always – from the land down under!! -

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