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  1. Mar
    17th

    Kyle Woods

    Posted: 12:47pm


    YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY JOKERS UNCLE YOU GUYS ARE DA BOMB SHOULD HOOK US UP WITH A DVD BECAUSE YOU KNOW MY DAD

    JOKE I GOT A FLASHER BIKE THAN YOU MINE HAS GOT TOWO WHEELS WEEL MINE HAS ONE BIG WHEEL AT THE FRONT AND A ANOTHER WHEEL AT THE BACK AND TWO SMALL WHEELS ON THE SIDE YOU HAVE GOT TRANNIE WHEELS WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW MY TRAINNING WHEELS SO I CAN PUNCH YOUR FACE

  2. Mar
    17th

    crystal

    Posted: 2:42pm


    ello!imma big fan!you might have heard people say that but man!i love you guisse!plz send me back!ide luv to meet 1 of you guise!plz e-mail me wen you guise are having sumtin special!tofa!

  3. Mar
    18th

    Alex & Fayth Tuaoi

    Posted: 10:22am


    Talofa Tofiga & Ete
    Your shows just get better & better and funnier & funnier! You both are a blessing to many – I love it when I see people in fits of laughter. Looking forward to your Brisbane Show on 19th Sept – can’t wait! Please advise a date as to when tickets go on sale…gonna try and get front seats this time lol. Take care, stay safe & keep up the outstanding work – God bless Alex & Fayth :o )

  4. Mar
    18th

    Phe

    Posted: 11:27pm


    Kia Ora, really really disappointed you’re not coming to Sydney … any chance you may change your minds ??… You have so many loyal fans busting to get tickets. All the best for a wonderful tour.

  5. Mar
    20th

    Tilau Kirifi

    Posted: 4:59pm


    Hi Laughing Samoans!!
    I am from Tokelau, and I am 11 years old, and I really love your shows, we’ve watch the DVDs many times! Anyways, keep up the good work!!!
    Tokelau

  6. Mar
    20th

    Dixon Hiku

    Posted: 6:22pm


    Chur bro’s, can’t wait for the Sydney show…see you there

  7. Mar
    21st

    Malcolm Sword Jr

    Posted: 4:01pm


    Malo lava, le uso’s…you guys are very good at what u do but just a suggestion to you maybe have a couple of your jokes or punch lines spoken in samoan when performing your skits. Keep up da good work.
    Faafeatai tele lava n GOD bless

  8. Mar
    22nd

    laura

    Posted: 5:25pm


    talofa
    you guys are always funny
    i wish i could go to one of your shows, but i just watch from either youtube or DVD
    tou guys rock
    faafeatai lava

  9. Mar
    23rd

    joshua

    Posted: 11:13pm


    talofa lava lou brothers
    hows the show biz is it fun?? when is the next show in melbourne??
    hope u guys take care n keep safe
    soifua

  10. Mar
    24th

    Dassah

    Posted: 1:19am


    Malo e Lelei!!!

    your acts are a ray of sunshine!!it honestly is ‘classic’ like we can watch one dvd after 6months and still be cracking up at something!!Every blessing to the laughing samoans crew adn look forward to seeing you in Hamilton with the ‘prettyful woman’ and oh my gosh..bryan is back?? now thats whats up!!! *chuckles*!

    Much love
    Dassah

  11. Mar
    24th

    awhi

    Posted: 12:02pm


    talofa,
    iwant to say thanks for all the laughs!
    my best mate walter was your biggest (hehe literally!) fan and he got me hooked on you fullas.my mate died tragically in january,but the week he died we were making plans to get together and go to your next show.ill b there at the whangarei show,with a seat for my bro.you guys rock,thanks for the memorys!

  12. Mar
    24th

    Lola

    Posted: 2:12pm


    Talofa Lava!!!!!!!!

    You guy;s are soooooo AWESOME i can never get enough keep doing your thang guy;s!!!!!

    LOve ya’s

  13. Mar
    24th

    Desmond Adams

    Posted: 3:09pm


    Tis such a blessing to have awesome comedians in NZ….We love all your shows and look forward to each new one that arises. Take care and we look forwrd to seeing your next show. STAFF OF “Sulphur FM 88.6″ ROTORUA

  14. Mar
    24th

    Tatiana

    Posted: 11:43pm


    hello uhmm im not samoan im from new zealand buht yhuu guys r greatt ! i love yhuur shows ! my frends are samoan and tongan and stuff so yeaa i love watchin yhuur shows on youtubee or maybe on dvd anyways bye guyss and god loves yhuus !

  15. Mar
    25th

    REENZ

    Posted: 9:05am


    Love the show keep up the good work. AUNTY TALA ROCKS!!!!!

  16. Mar
    25th

    New.Fan

    Posted: 9:55am


    Ya’ll are mad funny! Get a Facebook account set-up! ;)

  17. Mar
    25th

    Naycee

    Posted: 2:55pm


    Kia Ora All
    Your show is da bomb crank me off just crackz me upp LOL

    Love youz

    Naycee xoxo

  18. Mar
    25th

    Renee

    Posted: 4:00pm


    MALO…. u guys are so awesome do you guys tour near gold coast or brisbane my family and i really want to come watch u live… we are big fans…

  19. Mar
    26th

    Foga

    Posted: 1:45pm


    Malo lava le soifua.seki a ananafi a?tele a fagu na totoe.haha

  20. Mar
    27th

    talia agafili

    Posted: 9:53am


    you guys are great!keep up the good work,and make it more funnier this time.please send me a copy of crack me off dvd.here’s the mailing address,p.o.box 546 faleniu pagopago.am.samoa.
    love ya,
    talia agafili

  21. Mar
    29th

    nina

    Posted: 5:03pm


    would like to know whether you will have any show in sydney this year…my bunch of 8 are dying to watch a show of yours so could you please let me know if you will tour sydney 2009? faafetai lava.

  22. Mar
    30th

    sOLE Fika Mai le Pese

    Posted: 3:37am


    BruDDahhhZ and sistAhs together we shall make i thru ahhaah bro’s man i luff u fullahs u make me crack mann!….lool…ahhh wen u come London i will be waiting at the airport for you! with a banner and a sign for Aunty Tala and tha fallah kk

    Faa! mole mole
    Faafeatai tele lava n GODs blessings

  23. Mar
    30th

    Suave

    Posted: 3:09am


    Hi there- my family and I absolutley love your show. Ever since a small samoan wedding came out , most of your phrases have been encorporated into our daily speech. Thank-you for your continuous entertainment. I look foward to seeing more of you hilarious shows.

  24. Apr
    2nd

    Melly

    Posted: 2:40pm


    Hi Guys!
    Awesome job you’s are doing on your shows. Just checked through the tour dates for your new upcoming skit called “prettyfull woman” and was wondering why is there no tour date for Sydney? or did I somehow miss the show LOL well take it easy. Jah Bless

  25. Apr
    2nd

    Dane

    Posted: 10:22pm


    Im off to your show tomorrow night and I am sure that its going to be the best show yet. im soo excited

  26. Apr
    3rd

    cy

    Posted: 11:53pm


    Can uz plez cum 2 Te Wai
    Pounamu or hav uz already??
    iv hurdd UZ R Soo krakup!!!!!DUNNAZ DUNNAZ DUNNAZ
    dUNEdin!! <;

  27. Apr
    4th

    Marisa

    Posted: 12:17pm


    My friend Dane took me to laughing samoans last night. Hes sooooo coool. you guys are off the hook.ETE i saw a side of you that we never see. good on you kare. I cant wait to see you guys on TV

  28. Apr
    4th

    Cate

    Posted: 7:59pm


    Thanks for making this ‘prettyfull woman’ so happy. Laughed all through the show last night in Hamilton. Have a great tour.

  29. Apr
    6th

    Dassah

    Posted: 12:47am


    3rd of April, at the Founders Theatre Hamilton!!! Was AWE to the SOME!! loved it they just get funnier and funnier! To the both of you, you both work well together and i cant imagine the laughing samoans without you both!!! My favourite part was the ‘catwalk lessons’ lol! Hilarious!!!’get yo milkshake on’!

    I want to say thank you as well for taking the time out to have pics with your fans and signing dvds and all, cos it must be loads of work and u get tired by the end of the night and all!! so thank you! i was the last one of the night to have pics with you guys!! remember?? Lol!

    Congratulations on your tv series! and all the best with the rest of the tour!!!

    i still find it amazing that its only two of you, with little props but leave us with loads of laughs and many funny converstions after!!

    A BIG Malo and much love!!
    D =)!

  30. Apr
    6th

    Len

    Posted: 3:50pm


    Ete & Tofiga, man you guys need to throw a show in Penrith no Parramatta, all the ex pat kiwis and poly’s live out Penrith ways, mate you could sell out the Penrith, Mt Druitt area for 3 days easy. Man I can’t wait for you to come to Sydney, I’ve seen all of your shows on DVD (legally) and they still crack me up!!! Much love guys and serious man, the mula is out Penrith ways man, no in the pakeha Parramatta!!!

  31. Apr
    7th

    Liz

    Posted: 6:22pm


    Personal jookess!! the funniest lol…Ete and Tofiga…you are the manz!! I’ve been practising my milkshake by the way..Hilarious guys…you are meean!!
    Chihoo!!

  32. Apr
    7th

    Tepora

    Posted: 9:18pm


    hey why arent you guys cumn to sydney (Oz) :( pahleaze cum !!

  33. Apr
    8th

    Neiafu Girl

    Posted: 7:33am


    man this is a funny videos and man this is off the chain….love it…keep on going dudes

  34. Apr
    8th

    Tausala Mama

    Posted: 9:06am


    Hello!

    We are so excited for you boys to return to Arizona!We are preparing for a sell out performance and a guaranteed GREAT night of laughs and fun! Travel safe, and always remember that Arizona Loves the Laughing Samoans!!

  35. Apr
    8th

    kiwigal_in_Oz

    Posted: 11:24am


    A big congrats to u both on the popularity of your shows. U both deserve it.
    My family and I are huge fans.
    All the characters are unique and deserve a big thumbs-up for the hard work and effort that you put into it.
    Keep up the good work!….you guys are contagious!…eg:(when a person smiles at someone, that smile is passed on).
    For anyone wanting dvd’s go online to amplifier.co.nz, thats where we buy our dvd’s from, and get them shipped to the Gold Coast….super fast delivery…within 4days!

  36. Apr
    8th

    Mel Viliamu Luli

    Posted: 2:27pm


    whawww very fantastic comedy hope you will travel to Tuvalu to perform…………

    keep up guys,,,,

    alofa atu

    tofa soifua

  37. Apr
    8th

    Nesian_Sunga

    Posted: 9:45pm


    Love Yu Guyz So Much ! Funniest Ever.. Cant Wait Till Yuz Come 2 Perth.. Take Care God Bless 2 Yu Both & Yur Familia..

    xOx

  38. Apr
    9th

    narnz

    Posted: 9:38pm


    U guys r awesome..Very funny:)
    Il definately be at the auckland show..

  39. Apr
    10th

    Teriaki Tamasese

    Posted: 2:41pm


    Malo le soifua ma le paia o i tatou ua mafuta ai.!

    Hey Tofiga & Ete.!
    hope all is well and time isn’t constraintful in anyway for the both of you!

    E, o le a ua ou faigaluega ‘i se youth centre lei Dannevirke (it’s KUAA; but on the NZ map)& our youth really & I mean really ENJOY your Skits…o lo matou nei fiailoa, when is your next palmerston north show ina ‘ia mafai ona o atu o matou tupulaga se’i matamata..and also to see where we can get some tickets…

    ma le Ali’i oulua e tausi ma alolofa ‘i a o’oulua…

    get back soon e?

    Teriaki.!

  40. Apr
    11th

    Rangi

    Posted: 9:25am


    brilliant! brilliant!
    just had the show here in vegas last nite, awesum venue, awesum show, awesum everything, good entertainment, one point to make, why not get some crowd involvement with one of the characters, even why not have a cameo with a kiwi celeb….
    overall it was awesum. and i cant wait for the tv series…

  41. Apr
    11th

    Raymond Kimiora

    Posted: 12:31pm


    Kia orana guys
    i was at your guys prettyfull woman rotovegas show just wanna send a big ups to you guys man always bringing the laughs, made for a good date with my partner haha
    keep it up!
    take care

  42. Apr
    11th

    Faatamalii Felise

    Posted: 4:00pm


    heyyy!!!!!!
    wow…. hi guys, my name is faatamalii felise, i’m 13 years old & I live on a small island you know as TUTUILA or AMERICAN SAMOA! i have watched ALL of your dvds. you guys are the bomb! everybody on the island joke around and say catch phrases from your dvds! CONGRATS FOR THE SUCCESS! bye guys! AND GOD BLESS!!!!
    Lii Felise

  43. Apr
    13th

    AZSamoanOG1993

    Posted: 3:57am


    Thanks for coming back to Arizona…….looking forward to see u guys in May 23rd…..its going to be 110 degrees hot n chilling with Tofiga n Ete……AZ3000

  44. Apr
    14th

    Lani

    Posted: 10:01pm


    Hi,

    Will ‘The Laughing with Samoans’ have a show in Auckland?

  45. Apr
    15th

    Trinette Baby!

    Posted: 8:02pm


    Hay quy`s!
    You quy`s are qreat, but you quys should come perform in Christchurch more often!! XD Nqaww, Umm hope you quys are doinq more of the ”ISLAND TIME” Thinqy! That ones a crack up! Well i’ve only qotten up to Crack me Off, but im still catchinq up! But ahh, have fun ma manuia le aso!

  46. Apr
    19th

    Lissa & Ikanui

    Posted: 11:31am


    Kia ora guyz, wow kuminG 2 kaitaia aye…0wesum lol..well we’ve collected all ya dvdz & look 4ward to seeing uz live (m)wondering if ur able 2 giv a shout out 2 a niece who turnz 18 nxt wk, we will b shouting her to the show :) her name is REREMOANA if thatz a possibility..that wud really be appreciated :) wish uz all the best on ur tour & greater success..uz sure u not got MAORI blood in ya ??? hahahah MALO WAANO ?? lol j.k much luv xXx

  47. Apr
    20th

    Kuigiolekoafa

    Posted: 5:43am


    Ciaobellos…..I just love your skits and show and hope to make it to London in July. Hope to bring some of the poly’s in Italy to see the most funniest show on earth. LOL.

  48. Apr
    21st

    Mia

    Posted: 9:03am


    LOVE LOVE LOVE yoll !
    im fijian & ma whole family loves the shows – i live in england so i really wana cum watch yu guys in JULY !=)

    MUCH LoVE
    x x x

  49. Apr
    21st

    taase taofi

    Posted: 8:12pm


    OM to da G. U guys are like da bomb. U guys r so funny dat i cant wait for ur new movie to come out. I’ll try to buy the tickets but until then keep the laughter and the jokes coming.

  50. Apr
    25th

    Annie Gallagher

    Posted: 6:29am


    Hey looked up the tour dates…when are you going to add Ireland to the tour…few here too!!! “vailima ute”

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